8. My mind wanders, connecting things that ought not to be connected like work, my brother, and carnivals.

7. I forget to listen to those with whom I’m talking.

6. I somehow still remember not to end a sentence with a preposition, though it’s not a grammar rule I’m particularly fond of. =)

5. My body feels like it is falling apart while exercising (and very well may be).

4. I can’t think of more than 8 ways being low on sleep affects me.

3. I drop words speech and writing.

2. The professors talk too fast for me to take notes.

1. Diet Dr. Pepper tastes like water.