Have YOU Been to Chicken?

The Funniest Things Kids Have Told Me in the Last Week

1. “It’s not spring; it’s March!” – 4yo

2. In a rebus of Psalm 139:14, for “marvelous,” a 10yo put “marve + louse.” Louse, as is in one lice. I’m pretty sure it was a spellilng error, but it made me laugh.

3. “I thought that she was in Chicken.” – 6yo being totally serious. We had been talking about Turkey, but then switched gears later to talk about someone working in another country. He was confused and thought we still were talking about Turkey…but called it Chicken.

4. “But I have my Bible cover.” – 11yo, trying to justify getting another Awana buck (which they can spend) for bringing his Bible when all he had was its cover. I asked him if it was inspired, and he said, “No, but…” He’s really quite the negotiator, but not in a disrespectful way.

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