What? It’s Friday? Cool! Gotta love 4-day work weeks…

Since I haven’t been serious here for a couple of days, I thought we’d continue to have some fun today. Sound good? Now Timmy, that doesn’t mean that you can stomp on my foot. Lucy, stop chewing on the table! You all sure get wild around here without some structure!

Moving on. Let’s play…Fun…Searches…on…TaleOfAKansasGirl!

“what the hell is woo me” – Yes, someone actual typed that into Google. I don’t think that it responds better if you cuss at it.

“encouraging things to say to a girl” – Aww, this is sweet. It makes me want to squeeze the guy. Unless he’s a 50yo man. Then I’m creeped out.

“carry capri sun planes” – I hadn’t realized that Capri Sun had gotten into the aerospace industry.

“flipping chickens” – Apparently this never gets old.

“am i an encouraging person?” – Sadly, Google might have been able to answer this for you based on what you do online. I, however, cannot.

“conclusion of why do people need friend?” – What? Was someone making an argument on whether you need friend (singular)?

“revelations of a single women” – Women, we are one collective unit. Fortunately, we’re allowed more than one revelation.

“virtual girl cathy” – This is just sad.

“gril pics” – Umm, yeah.

“grammar mistakes in real life” – Okay, so I deserve this. I’m certainly not immune from grammar mistakes.

“magic english jenny pow” – No commentary needed.

“kansas city crazy blog love monte cristo” – Again, no commentary needed.

“ate them with its butt” – Yuck.

“kansas sue my roommate for not paying rent” – I’m paying my rent, k?

“side sleepers, drool” – Haha. I guess I shouldn’t be embarrassed by it. Otherwise, why would I have posted it for all to see?

“looks like an oyster” – If it also walks like an oyster, I think it IS an oyster.

“silly girls” – Google, you know me too well. But there is only one girl behind this blog.

“laryngitis talks too much” – Is that why I lose my voice? Oops.

“chop-my-hair” – I don’t get the dashes.

“every superwomen needs a superman lyrics” – Seriously? I’m not sure how well a song like would do, especially with the grammatical error.

“how to scratch a mans back the right way” – Isn’t this personal preference?

“what should i take in my carry-on flight bag to fly from texas to kansas??” – Again, personal preference has a lot to do with it. I like to half several books, a snack, and my pj’s, at least.

“trees and tire swing advertising” – Sometimes I really wonder what Google was thinking. (and don’t even try to tell me that it’s just a bunch of machines that doesn’t think at all!)

“dr. heath hendrickson wisdom teeth” – Again, I have no idea.

“nigerian twists” – Is this a dance or maybe a drink?

“highlighter stains from party removal” – Pardon my ignorance on the matter, but would someone physically mark you if you had to be removed from a party?