Searching for Lady Ignorant
Posted in Funny Historian and tagged with Humor, Teaching, Wedding on June 17, 2010Just a handful of searches that lead to this very blog:
“obsessed with my past wedding”
I can’t help but think that that’s not healthy for a marriage. Unless you’re Miss Havisham, and then well, it’s just not healthy, period.
“lipsmaker ingredients”
Crack?
“Lord Ignorant”
I prefer to be called “Lady Ignorant,” thankyouverymuch.
“quotes on dealing with ignorant females”
Sure WOMEN can be ignorant just like men, but at least we don’t call you all “males.”
“why my sil will be sleeping hard”
Amanda, care to chime in on this one?
I love my teaching profession
As opposed to a teaching hobby, I suppose. (Wait, I DO have a teaching hobby.)
lunch detention for tardies worksheet
Don’t be a tardy!
“wedding uno”
But it takes dos to wed, and THEN you’re uno. (Dare you to yell out “Uno!” at the next wedding you attend.)
“easter r dress”
Ummm…
“how to grow gernamiums”
I hear they respond better when you get their name right.
“edward is”
“Stalkerish,” “creepy,” and “not hot” would all fit that blank.
Bing search: “major points for pro-choice”
For all their hullabaloo about being the better search engine, they certainly got this one wrong.
June 17th, 2010 at 7:53 am
I love it when you do these!
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June 17th, 2010 at 10:36 am
I love my teaching profession, too. Just wish it would be over for the year, already!
June 17th, 2010 at 11:04 am
i’ve had some real humdingers that have led to my blog – i just might post them like you have! gave me a good laugh this morning. :)
June 17th, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Isn’t it Cuh-RAZY how people get to your blog sometimes?! So weird. Thanks for stopping by!
June 18th, 2010 at 1:27 am
Hilarious! I always see the weirdest things too. It really makes me conscious of what I search now. :-D
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June 21st, 2010 at 10:50 am
Hilarious! The oddest one in my search was: 2.
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June 23rd, 2010 at 11:16 am
Here here on the Edward commentary!