The One Where My Life (or at Least my Roommate’s) Looked Like a Comedy

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For Labor Day weekend a few of my fellow single ladies and I head out to our church’s most recent church plant to help them out.

It may sound that we’ve got servant’s hearts, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say that the church plant’s location didn’t have a bit of a natural draw.

It is Myrtle Beach, after all.

Though the thought of heading to a popular tourist destination for the last unofficial weekend of summer was a bit cringe-worthy, I was so glad I went.  I haven’t laughed that hard for a while…it felt good.  It was great to help out…even in a couple of very small ways.

A few high (and low) lights:

- The gas station we stopped at in South Carolina smelled like Turkey to me, for some unexplainable reason.  It also was stocked almost exclusively with beer and dog food.  I wonder where you can buy ammo, or maybe we just missed that.

- I may be a swimmer, but this weekend was the first time I’ve laid out or swam outside in 2 years.  It’s weird to have tan lines again…at least lines that aren’t a farmer’s tan.

- Since 5 of the 6 of us were playing Game On!, our first stop when arriving in Myrtle Beach was the Walmart to buy healthy groceries.   We didn’t even make it in the front door before we were confronted with a heated argument and a fire in the trashcan.  Welcome to South Carolina, right?

- It’s amazing how many bathroom breaks you have to take when traveling with 5 people aiming to drink 100 ounces of water a day.

- I had the privilege of chasing a 2-year-old around in the waves.  While I was happy to do it, I was incredibly nervous I’d lose him to a wave.  I was thankful that while he hadn’t had perfect obedience to that point, he did when it really counted.  How do parents do it?

- My roommate stepped on a nail sticking up from the wooden sidewalk that led to the beach.  Just thankful she was wearing flip flops, or it could have gone in much deeper!

- And that was only the nail in the coffin of her day…earlier that day she was greeted to her car, stripped of her GPS and several other personal (though not monetarily valuable) items.  She was a good sport, in spite of it all.  Things ARE just things.

Where I’ll Live When I Grow Up

Oh, so Britni has this post up about the top 24 places she’s supposed to enjoy living. I filled out the survey too, and here’s what it came up with. To be fair, I didn’t specify a region, because I like the midwest, have always wanted to live on the West Coast, and currently live in the East. I’ve included my commentary, but I’d love your input, especially if you live in any one of these areas! (No, I’m not planning on moving. Except my move into Raleigh in a couple of weeks. I love where I live now and don’t plan on seeking a change just yet).

1. Brownsville, Texas
I think I could live in Texas…if it wasn’t for all the Texans.

2. McAllen, Texas

3. West Palm Beach, Florida
Now your talking…the best beach I ever went to was there.

4. Phoenix, Arizona
It’s not just in my imagination! I’ve wanted to live in Phoenix ever since I spent the summer of 2003 there.

5. Tucson, Arizona

6. Tampa, Florida

7. Houston, Texas
At least I have friends that live there.

8. Corpus Christi, Texas

9. Orlando, Florida
Then I could come into contact with lots of my worst fears.

10. Charleston, South Carolina

11. Dothan, Alabama
The “Peanut Capital of the World”…as long as I don’t have to eat boiled peanuts to live there.

12. Augusta, Georgia
Just give me free tickets to the Masters, and I’ll move there.

13. Galveston, Texas

14. Clearwater, Florida
Another place with a great beach…aah.

15. Miami Beach, Florida
Repeat the beach comment.

16. Scottsdale, Arizona

17. El Paso, Texas
I do think that I would prefer to live in South Texas if I was living in Texas. But I’ve never been further South than Waco.

18. St. George, Utah

19. Miami, Florida

20. Bradenton, Florida

21. Austin, Texas
Over my dead body.

22. San Antonio, Texas

23. Savannah, Georgia

24. Lake Havasu, Arizona

Interesting list. If I was making it for myself, at least one midwest city would have made the list. Instead, it looks like I should live in Florida, Texas, or Arizona. I’d prefer the latter. Yes, I said something about preferring the heat, thus all the hot cities. You got a problem with that?

If you decide to take the quiz, let me know your results!