Google-Os

How about Two-Post Tuesday?  I didn’t think that the earlier one was much of a post, so here’s another one!  Don’t forget to scroll down and leave a word in the comment on that last post.

I Google–as I’m sure you all do, too–a lot.  I decided it would be interesting to keep track of everything I’ve googled for a week.  The title of this post has no meaning, other than it is what I decided this post should be called in the wee hours of the morning.  Just goes to show one should not entitle blogs in the wee hours.

Anyway, here’s what I googled last week:

On Monday:

June 20005 – Great, start the week with a typo.  Did you know the zip code 20005 is in DC?

June 2005 – Got it right this time.  I was trying to figure out what day I moved to North Carolina.

inconsiderate – Checking my spelling.

[something for work] – Yep, it comes in handy for work.

father’s day 2009 – Making sure I really did have a week before I needed to get the cards in the mail.

plural of summons – My boss asked me; I asked Google.

irregardless – Curiousity got the best of me after a comment discussion about grammar.  Looks like it actually might end up being one of those words that was born out of a mistake, but will now be okay.  Irregardless, I’ll choose not to use it’s redudancy.  (Sorry, OneMom!)

bing-a-thon – Saw people talking about it on Twitter to I had to figure out what it was.  Interesting advertising strategy. (funny, I used Google to find out about it’s competitor!)

the secret message of Jesus – I think I was making sure that the author was “Brian” not “Bryan.”

On Tuesday:

links in twitter – Trying to figure out how best to put links in Twitter.

arsenic – Haha!  I think I was talking about it in a comment on another’s blog?

[person] – Yep, I googled someone.

ronnlynn xanga – Continuing my quest to figure out when I moved to North Carolina, I had to resort to my pre-blog history.  It worked!

define: jovial – I frequently google a word to make sure I’m using it correctly.

forsake father and mother – I was actually looking for a verse as it related to Pilgrim’s Progress, but it didn’t contain these words so it made it difficult to fine.  Finally figured out that this was the passage I was thinking of.

On Wednesday:

[person] – Googled another person.  What did they do before the Internet when they wanted to find out about someone?  Ask the town gossip?

chortle – Checking the spelling.  I use some strange words in comments, don’t I?

locale – Ditto.

dill cream cheese crousant dip  – Umm, that’s not how you spell it.

dill cream cheese croissant dip  – That’s better.  Too bad I was looking for crescent not croissant.

On Thursday:

define: bungle  – Once again with the comment vocabulary!

i’m a celebrity get me out of her  – Another misspelled google, no wonder I see so many in my stats…we’re all lazy!  I had to find out what this show was about to see if it was as ridiculous as it sounded.  Yep.

On Friday:

follow friday – Once again, saw it on Twitter and had to check it out.  I guess it’s a weekly thing, but this was my first Friday on Twitter!

define: disparage – Checking spelling again.

make me want to schoop – Okay, it’s “shoop.”  Heard it on the radio this morning, and I had to figure out what year it came out, because it definitely reminded me of my childhood. 1993.  I was 10.

$5 pizza  – Trying to figure out which places offer ‘em to bring to care group that night.

pizza hut coupon code - Decided to go with Pizza Hut instead, as it’s good quality (well, for this type of pizza) and on the way. Didn’t need to do this though, because they actually give you their coupon codes on their website, which was very kind.  Gotta love ordering a pizza hours ahead of time.

define: self-absorbed – Crack this up to pre-lunch brain spasm.  I know what that means.

So what do you google?

Grammar and Spelling Mistakes that Drive Me Batty

I’m not a grammar-enthusiast, but there are a few mistakes that people make that drive me nuts. And spelling mistakes. Eek. I’ve also included a couple that I do. Here are the ones I find most annoying:

1. Wierd. That looks weird doesn’t it? It does to me! You can go far with the I-before-E-except-after-C rule, but know that the word weird is, well, weird. (Okay, so blogger doesn’t recognize “wierd” as misspelled, hmm.)

2. Unnecessary quotation marks. Particularly around slogans. If you do that, it looks like you simply are quoting it and not meaning it. Who wants the hope of “we’re never late, guaranteed!” if it appears like it’s just an empty promise.

3. Misused apostrophes. Contractions always have apostrophes. Plurals never do (the Brady’s and the 80′s are both wrong). Possessive pronouns don’t (as in “the car’s bumper” => “its bumper” not “it’s bumper”).
4. There/they’re/their. Okay, I’m guilty of this one from time to time. It’s not that I don’t know the difference. It just happens as I’m spewing forth bloggy goodness. But it’s still annoying.

5. Too/to/two. Okay, this is way too common (I wanted to put “to” there to be funny, but I JUST CAN’T DO IT). “Two” is a number, and “too” is only used if it can be replaced with “also.” If not, it’s “to.”

6. Excessive use of parentheses and ellipses. Okay, I don’t find this annoying. I DO IT. So I think YOU might find it annoying. I however think it is necessary for blogging life…

7. Definately/seperate. Nope. “Definitely” definitely doesn’t have an “a,” and “separate” is par for the course. Okay, I made that up. But maybe that helps someone?

8. “The point is mute.” No it’s not. It’s moot. How can a point be mute, anyway?

9. The past tense of “sing” and any of its buddies. I just don’t get it. I never remember if “I have sang” or “I have sung” or whatever. I try never to have to use “sing” in the past tense to avoid the confusion. Don’t even get me started on “took.” I won’t say it either, because I don’t know when I can.

10. Using “good” when you should use “well.” “Good” is an adjective; “well” is an adverb. Except “good” is also a feeling and used to describe sensations. I catch myself doing this sometimes.

11. Affect/effect. “Effect” means cause. “Affect” is related to “affection” and “affective.” When in doubt, use “affect” if it’s a verb and “effect” if it’s a noun. I do like to use “effect” as a verb though just to make people think I’m wrong, but this is only okay when the subject actually brings about or causes the predicate. So, I can say, “He affects me,” to refer to a crush but can only say “He effects me,” if I’m talking about God.

I must admit that I’m afraid I made a big grammar no-no somewhere in this post. Tough. I didn’t say I was perfect; I just said I notice these errors!