New (to me) Words

I’ve always enjoyed Word Lily’s feature of the new words she’s discovered in her reading. Lately I’ve been reading some books that have been stretching my vocabulary, so I thought I’d let you know the words that I had to look up. All definitions are from the Oxford Dictionaries Online.

cretinous (found in Painted Drum by Louise Erdrich) – the adjectival form of cretin, “a stupid person.” Now that I think of it, I have heard it used as a noun, but the adjective is new to me.

supernal (found in Painted Drum by Louise Erdrich) - “of or relating to the sky or the heavens; celestial.” Doesn’t have the same ring to it as “celestial” does, does it?

raconteur (found in What Good is God? by Phillip Yancey ) – “a person who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way.” I like the French spelling, and wish I was a raconteur.

pyrrhic (found in To Change The World by James Davison Hunter) – “(of a victory) won at too great a cost to have been worthwhile for the victor.” This seems like a useful word.

bromide (found in To Change The World by James Davison Hunter) – “a trite and marginal idea or remark, typically intended to sooth or placate.” I definitely get that.

paramour (found in A Short History of a Small Place by T. R. Pearson) – “a lover, especially the illicit partner of a married person.” I could figure out the meaning in context, but I was curious about it as it’s obviously not a word we use much today.

What words have you learned lately? Bonus points if you can use any of them in your comment!

Golden Dreams

Do you remember when I asked you for words so that I could spin them into a story?

No?  Perhaps that’s because that was 4 MONTHS ago, when I was still knee-deep in taxes.

So, about that…here goes.

You know those nights where you remember more than one dream?  Tonight is one of those nights.

In my first dream, I am dancing in a golden wheat field with my husband (that I don’t have), when I fall down a small hill caused by erosion.  Of course, this causes me to exclaim something vulgar, “Abominable, scrumtrulescent goofball!”

Yes, I tend to be verbose in dreams.

Next thing I know, I am in a discussion about antidisestablishmentarianism with Betty White, Edward from Twilight, and Mark Wahlberg.  They are surprisingly astute…I’d love to have another conversation with them.  You’d be surprised to hear the technical words they are throwing around…perhaps I should suggest to my History of the Church and State professor to invite them as guest lecturers (well, except for Edward).

After that, I am sitting at my kitchen table, eating an insipid noodle dish.  All of a sudden, my biology professor is there and anointing my head with oil.  Then he starts blabbering on and on about something controversial: abortion, same-sex marriage, or the war in Iraq.  It’s all a little unclear…what do phenotypes have to do with any of those?

Slam!

“Ms. Thomas, did you have a good nap?” I hear my biology professor–the same man who only moments before was anointing my head–say.

“Wha, huh?”

“I believe you may have been dreaming about the abominable snowman, perhaps?”

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FQF: Hermitess, Freedoms, and Cheese

1.  Ever think about moving to Alaska to live as a hermit?

If I moved somewhere to be a hermit, it most certainly wouldn’t be Alaska. Arizona, probably.

2.  For all the freedoms that people in the United States enjoy what are some of the ways that these people oppress themselves willingly and why?

Well, I mentioned a big one yesterday. Anything else that you can think of?

3.  When was the last time you were up all night?

When I was traveling to Turkey, I think.

4.  How would you like to die?

Besides the cliché “in my sleep,” I’d go for anything instantaneous.

5.  Finish the words:

Ch: cheese
An: Anglican
Ge: geek
So: social
Ne: next
Bo: boo (though I accidentally typed it “book”)
Wi: William
E: empty

Okay, Okay, Okay

Several of you have mentioned our fun little word game.   I haven’t been up for it, but I think I’m ready to wow you again with my fiction improvisational skills.

It’s been a while and some of you are new, so here’s how it goes. You name a word–any word within reason (please nothing technical or vulgar!)–and I’ll use all your words in a single story.  Just leave your word in the comments on this post. (No April Foolin’ here.)  Feel free to be as offbeat as you wish…only helps to propel the story in some interesting directions.

I don’t know when I’ll write the story, but I’ll at least give you a couple of days to give a word.  I’ll let you know when it’s closed.

To see what I’m talking about, here are some past stories you’ve helped me create:

Assumption

Blind Date

Frankenstein and Rock ‘n’ Roll

Words Sting

(And I promise I didn’t mean to put them in alphabetical order…that was the order I found them in, promise!)

So, what’s your word?

Words

Melissa, AKA the Scholastic Scribe, gave me 5 words.  In turn, I’m to write about these words and what they mean to me.  Comprendo?  Let’s go! (There’s a bit of audience involvement at the end…don’t be shy!)

Here are my words.  I must say, she did a great job of picking them out…they are words I’m passionate about!

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Blogging

To be honest, I don’t really remember why I started blogging.  I wanted to keep up with my friends, I suppose, but that was rather fleeting.  When I started 3 years ago, I had no idea that I’d grow to love it so much.  From the opportunity I have to practice and share my writing to the great comments I receive, there’s so much to love about blogging.

Faith

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Now this one’s a biggie, isn’t it?  If you’ve read the Ignorant Historian for any length of time, you know my faith is important to me.  It’s more than an intellectual pursuit or an emotional fulfillment.  It’s really all about the object of my faith, the Lord Jesus Christ.  He’s my Creator, Savior, and Sustainer, and because of that, I owe Him everything.

You probably also know that I don’t like to leave my faith at the church steps when I leave Sunday afternoon.  Though I’m by no means perfect, I strive to apply my faith to every aspect of my life, from my interactions with others to how I spend my free time.

Friends

I don’t talk a whole lot about them on the blog, but I have some great friends.  I’m at a time in my life where I don’t have as many friends as I’ve had before, but the ones that I have are deep ones.  I’m thankful they put up with my quirkiness (really, you don’t see half of it on the blog) and that they’re willing to share life with me.  Without my friends, I’d probably be a hermitress, so I definitely owe them for that.

Words

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So, one of my words is “words.”  Quite circular, no?  I really do like words…when I write a blog post I sometimes spend several minutes agonizing over the just right word.  For me, it’s not about picking out the biggest word, it’s about picking the most accurate word.  I try to leave no room for interpretation so that I’m not misunderstood.  Come to think about it, this might also contribute to my disinterest in poetry…so often the words can be taken multiple ways.  I just wish that I could be as careful about my oral speech!

History

Obviously, I like history or I wouldn’t have called this blog the Ignorant Historian (though that itself is taken from the Jane Austen quote, something else I love!).  I was a history major in my undergrad, and several of my favorite courses were history classes, whether at OU or at seminary.

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When I was deciding on whether or not to be a history major during my junior year (my other two options I was considering were linguistics and letters–history, philosophy, and languages), I took a class in colonial South American history.  That’s when I fell in love…the professor was a storyteller.

Really, that’s what history is, stories about people.  I don’t get how many people *cough* my current and former roommates *cough* don’t like history.  Perhaps they’ve never had a good history professor, so they’ve come to think of history as a collection of uninteresting facts.  That’s not it at all!

So there are my 5 words.  Now it’s your turn…would you like 5 words?  Just ask in the comments, and I’ll serve you up 5 personalized words for you to ponder and write about!

Photos by DeclanTM, Resclassic2, Muffet, and phault

Where She Stops, Nobody Knows

Tis the time of the month for a story!  So, what say you?  Drop me a word, and I’ll spin a tale!

Sometimes I wonder if my fiction is not more revealing than nonfiction.

Leave me a word in the comments on this post sometime between now and late Wednesday afternoon, and I’ll give you a story Thursday.

Assumption

Thanks for the words!  Enjoy this, uhh, masterpiece!

I knock on Manny’s door.

“Katy, is that you?  Come on in!”

I open the door, look around, and take a big whiff.  I am pleasantly surprised that the guy smell is almost entirely masked by the stir-fry cooking in the kitchen.  It’s also a bit neater than I expected.  Manny is in the kitchen, slaving over the stove.  Never one to lead an abstemious lifestyle, I see that Manny is already cooking up a feast.

“Smells good.”

“I’ll be finished with dinner in a moment.  Go ahead and have a seat in the living room.  I already put a glass of pink lemonade in there for you.  I’ll have you eating a gourmet meal in no time.”

Manny knows that as a teacher, I welcome a few moments of rest before our evenings together.  Though we’ve been together for two months, this is my first time in Manny’s apartment.  As I sit down on the couch, I see the coffee table is mostly clean: only a few breadcrumbs and a clearish residue remains of what was probably a messy table minutes before I walked in.  Glancing over near the door, I see the trashcan stuffed with evidence of pizza and chicken wings.

As I continue my sleuthing glance around the room, I spot an end table covered with Manny’s belongings.  A comb sticks out from among a stack of accountancy papers–Manny runs his small business from home–and something else…is that a knitting needle?

I walk over to the table and push aside the papers to see what attracted my attention from across the room.  Sure enough, there was not one, but two knitting needles.

“Manny, do you knit?” I exclaim.

Manny sheepishly peeks his head from around the corner.  “Uhh, yes I do.  Not a lot or anything, but I find it’s great work to keep my fingers nimble.  I do it some when I’m taking a break from work.”

Seriously?“  I guess you learn something new each day.

After this revelation, I have to dig more.  I don’t expect to find a magazine filled with voluptuous women or anything–Manny’s not a degenerate like that–but I am curious to see what other secrets I might discover.  I, of course, googled him before we ever started dating, so I know he’s not a convicted felon, but you never know what other types of secrets someone might be hiding.

As I reach under the stack of papers, I feel something fuzzy yet firm and the perfect size to fit in my palm.  What is this?  It can’t be what I think it is.  I pull it out, open it and stop in my tracks when I recognize that it is exactly what I thought it was.

It’s a little black box with a diamond ring inside.

I know Manny’s not afraid of commitment.  His steadfastness to his business through thick and thin for 5 years was one of the qualities that attracted me to him.  Still, this seems soon, even for him.  We’ve only been together 2 months!

Quickly, I stuff the ring back under the pile of papers, and decide to pretend like I didn’t find anything.  I walk into the kitchen and ask, “So, whatcha cookin’?”

“I thought I’d make beef stir-fry.”  He apparently sees something in my face because he adds, “I know you’re a turophile and everything, but not every meal needs to include cheese.”

“Oh, yeah, yeah, that’s fine,” I say distractedly.  Trying not to give anything away I add cheerfully, “It looks good!”  I notice the plethora of swanky spice bottles he has out.  I think he just might be a better cook than me.

We finally sit down and eat the delicious stir-fry.  By the time I take the last bite, my heart finally is beating at a normal rate.  With my heart calm, I realize that I have to confront Manny about the ring.  I’m just not ready for that kind of big decision.

I decide it’s best to get ambulatorybefore I ask him about the ring, so I suggest we take a walk around the neighborhood.  I notice with delight that he doesn’t approach the end table with the surreptitious ring before we leave.  At least he appears to have no plans to spring it on me tonight.

As we walk, I notice how at ease Manny seems with me.  Perhaps getting engaged isn’t so far out of line.  I already know so much about him: he’s generous with his time and money, he’s patient with me, he’s humble, teachable, and a hard worker.  I begin to doubt myself as to whether I should bring up what I found.

As we walk hand-in-hand admiring the beautiful weather, I just can’t take it any more.  I have to tell him.

“Manny?”

“Hmm?”

“While you were cooking I was sitting in the living room.  I saw the knitting needles, which intrigued me.  While I was at your end table, I also noticed something else…”

I pause, hoping that Manny would figure out what I’m alluding to, but his expression indicates otherwise so I continue bluntly, no longer able to hold back.

“I saw the engagement ring.”

“Oh yeah, isn’t it pretty?  I told David he did a good job picking it out.”

“You let David pick out my ring?”

“Wait…your ring?  You didn’t think…no, you couldn’t have.  It’s not your ring; it’s David’s ring, that he’s going to use to propose to Ashley!  He asked me to keep it for a few days so that she doesn’t find it.”

At this, I am a little relieved, but mostly seething…but not at Manny, at myself.  How could I jump to such conclusions?  It’s not like Manny to make a rash decision.

Manny just smiles at me and puts his arm around my shoulder.

“So, if it was your ring…what would you have said?”

What’ll the Twist be This Time?

dictionaryThanks, all, for the great comments on my Defined post!  I’d like to think that my blogging is improving the more I do it, and you seem to agree.  What a blessing from God to get to do what  I do.

Since I got positive feedback the last two times I wrote these stories, I decided to make it a monthly thang.  If you know what I’m talking about, then you know the drill.  If you don’t, well, here’s the deal (if you say that like “dill,” it rhymes with “drill”):

Leave me one word in a comment on this post.  Any word, but know that I will shape the story around those words, so if you give me nerdy words, you’ll get a nerdy story.  Not that there is anything wrong with nerds (can’t be hatin’ on my own kind!).

So whatcha waitin’ for…leave me a word!  I’ll be collecting them through late afternoon Wednesday, and will post the story on Thursday.

Photo by greeblie

Blind Date

Thanks for all the words!  I hope you enjoy the story you helped me craft!

As Tara heard the glass door jangle closed behind her, her eyes scanned the small Chinese restaurant.  Chinese King was known for it’s ambiance, which is why Tara picked this place to meet Jason.

In fact, this whole meeting up was Tara’s idea in the first place.  After hearing Lindsay’s scintillating tale replete with serendipity and sensational details, she went online and joined The One Dot Com for herself.  After meeting spending hours chatting with a long line of losers, she found Jason.

And now here she was, waiting to meet Mr. Right #42 in a restaurant festooned with red velvet and ergonomically-minded booths.  As she looked around for the handsome man dressed in a Carolina Blue shirt she was expecting to see, all she noticed were booths filled with couples, old and young.  Tara slipped into the only empty booth, facing the door so she could see Jason when he walked in the door.

“May I bring you a menu, miss?  And something to drink?”

“Yes, two please.  And two waters.”  She already knew that Jason only drank water…it was something they had in common.

After a few minutes, Tara’s nerves settled down and her mind began to wander.  The conversation from the booth in front of her caught her attention.

“So, this must be the sclera.  And nystagmus is when…”

Ooh boring, I’m not sure I want to know what they’re studying.

Another conversation caught her attention, but this time it came from behind her.

Inconceivable!  I distinctly remember ordering duck the last time I was here, and they say they don’t have it?  It’s not like I’m trying to order penguin!” exclaimed a male voice incredulously.

“It’s okay, we don’t have to have duck.  Really, all I want is fried rice and an eggroll,” placated a calmer woman’s voice.

“No, it’s not all right.  When I bring a lady to a restaurant, I want her to have the best.”

“I appreciate it, but there’s no reason to bring a torch and pitchfork.”  There seemed to be a note of hesitation in the lady’s voice.

Tara’s listening was interrupted when she took notice of someone new walking into the restaurant.  Nope, not a blue shirt, orange.  He definitely shouldn’t be wearing that color…not flattering.  Tara’s recognition that he wasn’t the one was confirmed has he held the door for a lady in a black dress and heels.

As Tara got back to listening to the fascinating conversation behind her, she realized that the tone had changed.  They now were talking like old friends, laughing at each others jokes as if they were telling them about old, mutual acquaintances.

“…and then Nelson picked up the blender of chocolate, Peeps, and pickles, and drank it right up!  He was making noises, too, like a llama.  It was hiLARious!”

Though his date sounded genuinely amused, Tara couldn’t help but roll her eyes.  Thankfully, the guy she was meeting was nothing like that man.  No, Jason was thoughtful, well-spoken, and genuinely funny.  Oh, and cute.  But where is he?  He’s 15 minutes late!

“One time…”

Tara missed the bulk of the woman’s story, but she got the gist of it, that she was telling about a recent prank she did at her office.  This was followed by a whole string of similar childish pranks, as they each tried to one up each other.  After one particular story, the man apparently conceded.

Sassy!” cried mystery man.  And then, almost under his breath, “I like that in a woman.”  Though Tara couldn’t see them, she imagined that he was holding her hand in both of his as he said that.  Gag.  Though it does seem like these two are made for each other.

Just then, her purse began to bombinate.  She reached in and grabbed out her phone, seeing “1 text from Lindsay” on the front display.

“How’s the date going?  Do I need to call you with an emergency to get you out of it?”

Tara quickly snapped out her keyboard and tapped, “He’s apparently a no-show.  I’m going to give him a few minutes.  Sigh.  I really thought he’d come.”

“Maybe he died in a car accident on the way or something?  You’re way too cute and fun to pass up!”

“Don’t be so morbid!  I’m not as irresistible as you make me sound.”

“Oh, no.  You’re TOTALLY noodlicious!”

“Thanks for trying to cheer me up, but do you even know what that means?”

After Tara sent this last message, she glanced at her watch.  I’ll wait 5 more minutes, and then I’m out of here.

Once again, the conversation from the booth behind her caught her attention.

“Sorry again for the kafuffle.  I’m not usually this clumsy when I’m meeting an online friend for the first time.”

Tara strained her ears to hear what the girl had to say.  After a few seconds, the girl mumbled, “Umm, I have to go meet up with a friend, but I had a good time, so here’s my number.”

As the girl walked out the door, Tara took the time to glance back at the man who was sitting behind her.  Just as she suspected, he was wearing a Carolina blue shirt.  He was Jason,  accidentally meeting up with the wrong girl.  I can’t think of a better way to find out the “man of my dreams” is really a dud.

Storytime Again

Since it was such a hit last time, I thought we’d do it again.  Give me a word, and I’ll combine them into a story!

So, leave me one word in the comments.  Any word, any time between now and Tuesday evening.  Then come back Wednesday to read the story I concoct…hopefully it’ll be as good as last time, but no promises!