I absolutely love my job. I mean, I come in to work and feel like I get to “play” all day. Solving problems, being the know-it-all…I just plain love doing this work.
But like in any job working with people, funny things happen. Here are a few that have happened in my first few weeks:
- About once a day, I have to answer an email explicitly addressed to “Sirs” (one time, it was “Gentlemen”). Similarly, after choosing the option for support and the caller gets me, I’ve had a couple men say, “Oh, I was wanting technical support.”I guess it goes against common perception, but our tech support team is split evenly male and female. We all work hard at what we do and know a good bit about what we do (we’re always learning, as we’re constantly encountering situations new to us). Being a man or a woman simply has no bearing on whether or not we’re good at our jobs
- Actual conversation (with obvious details changed):
Me: Thank you for calling MyCompany, how can I help you?
Caller: Actually, I was calling for CompetingCompany.
Me: I’m sorry, but we are not affiliated with CompetingCompany.
Caller: Okay. But I just had a question. I want to use CompetingCompany to blah-da-de-blah-da-de. How do I do that?
Me: I’m sorry, but I’m not familiar with the CompetingCompany product.
Caller: Well, if it was MyCompany, how would I do it?
Sneaky lady. I answered her question as if it was MyCompany, which probably helped her figure out how to do it with the competitor’s product. Oh well, hopefully she remembers that we have customer service via phone, and they don’t!
- Emails that contain sentences repeated for emphasis make me laugh. As do those which use caps (intentionally) and/or lots of exclamation points. I promise, you don’t get any faster or better service for these extra steps.
- Direct quote from a client’s email: “I think I’m in love with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
That’s one place that I’ll gladly approve of a string of exclamation points. Well, sorta. Just glad that he lives across the pond. You know, just in case.
A year ago this week I was watching my friends’ 5 kids for the week (and though I just had allergies)


